WRITTEN BY: MILES HARRINGTON
It doesn’t take an ID10T to know that California sucks! All this beautiful land just wasted. Much of my spite towards this state is directed at America’s worst mega city – Los Angeles. TI kicked and screamed until I finally agreed to go to SoCal. Little did he know, until reading this, I went to San Diego instead; this is the real home of the Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego.
Only real Super Charger fans reside in San Diego, and I respect that. LA can go fly a kite.
Wednesday, I was supposed to be spying on the Chargers’ practice to gather insight on Austin Ekeler’s ankle issue, but I decided to hit up La Jolla Shores instead. Man, this city is beautiful!
As resident San Diegan Ron Burgundy taught us, it was discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it "San Diego", which of course in German means a "Whale’s Vagina." I don't know about you, but I'd rather be stuck in a whale’s birth canal than be trapped in Los Angeles kissing a dolphin’s ass.
After being torched by Tua, Tyreek and co. for over a half century of yards, I suspect LA-of-SD will try something other than man coverage EVERY SINGLE PLAY. But when you're facing a Quarterback like Ryan Tanneturnover, what difference does it make? We can only hope Vrabel deploys operation King Henry to unleash the beast upon our unsuspecting visitors. Mix in RBT’s favorite cheat code, Tyjae Spears, and our new and improved 2023 Smash-and-Dash combo will surely slice that porous defense from Down Under. I mean, they might as well be Aussie with Herbert's luscious locks.
The Titans’ defense earned my respect in week 1. But the question I keep asking myself is "Are we witnessing another Super Bowl caliber defense wasted by a subpar offense?" Maybe? Probably.
Nevertheless, I am sitting Herbert and his beautiful, Disney prince-esque hair on my fantasy bench because I know the damage our stout D can do. Big Jeff, Denico, and last year’s Florida Man, Arden Key will be much stiffer competition for the Chargers’ O-line to handle. Thirty-four points and 228 yards through the air against a flaccid South Beach D doesn’t concern me. What does concern me is our ability to navigate the unknown, uncharted, and at this point, possibly imaginary territory other teams' players are rumored to refer to as the "End Zone.” 
Touchdowns or not, as Austin Ekeler’s status for Sunday remains in question, I predict future Titans’ Ring-of-Famer and current NFL scoring leader Nick Folk, to be the games MVP while leading us to the ever evasive win numero uno, baby! Hey, TI … any recommendations on how to sneak onto this Chargers’ Team charter?? Well, I need to make it via donkey-back up to El Segundo first. I just hope I don't leave my wallet behind this time. Titan Up!
Prediction: Titans 18, Chargers 11
"and that’s the bottom line, behind enemy lines"
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his work at The Pamphleteer that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to his page to see for yourself.Check Out Some Other Stories From Titans Idiot Nation
