WRITTEN BY: MILES HARRINGTON
Alright, ID10Ts, it's time to embark on step two of this seven-game winning streak. It feels a bit like football rehab, and a relapse could be lurking, so stay sharp. Forget about those Sunday morning drinking problems in the Nissan Coliseum parking lot; the fate of getting these guys through this seven-step process and miraculously into the postseason rests in your hands. No Pressure. Titans Idiot Nation, you're the primary source of support. Let's rally!
The Indianapholes are rolling in on a three-game winning streak against elite teams, boasting a staggering 7-26 combined record. Enter the future Arena League hall of famer, Farmer Minshew, who's once again accidentally COLTivated his way into a starting role. You'd think organizations would catch on by now – sign Minshew, and your franchise QB is destined for the injury list. This guy always ends up as the starter, delivering wildly mediocre numbers. He's the Ryan Tannehill of backups. Scratch that, he's just another Tannehill, but he's on track to hitchhike his way onto every team's 53-man roster before heading to the AFL at the ripe age of 40. How is this dude still only 27?
COVID year was the last time the Jabronies won in Nashville (yeah. 2020 really did suck more than we ever remember). So something has to give today, beyond my patience for this I-465 construction mayhem. Billy Jeans' opportunity to win back-to-back games for the first time in the face of a division rival that also happened to pass on him in the draft could serve as the linchpin of his rookie season.
Oh, young man, all we ask for is a glimpse of consistency and the opportunity to revel in a two-week high of hope. Gia Duddy might have broken your heart – twice, but now, you have the chance to mend ours. We're still holding onto belief in your two-toned blueprint for our road to recovery. Let's make it happen!
Prediction: Titans Sober Up For a Dub!
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports-obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his work at The Pamphleteer that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to his page to see for yourself.Check Out Some Other Stories From Titans Idiot Nation
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