Titans Guaranteed Not to Lose in Week 7

Titans Guaranteed Not to Lose in Week 7

WRITTEN BY: MILES HARRINGTON

Alright ID10Ts, I’m officially exiled from the parameters of the greatest state God has ever made — Self imposed, TI might be mean but he ain’t pure evil. 

I at least take solace in the fact we CANNOT collect another loss away from Nissan this Sunday. 

Look, I don’t ask for much. But while I trek enemy parts unknown I ask this of you SMASHVILLE. Pack Bridgestone Saturday night at 7pm for our Preds, and let’s send that-them-there Sharks back to Cali as ugly as they came.  

 

Prediction: Nashvegas is AWESOME, San Jose is still hot trash!

"and that’s the bottom line, behind enemy lines"


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his work at The Pamphleteer that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to his page to see for yourself.

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