WRITTEN BY: MILES HARRINGTON
Alright ID10Ts, this might be the final time our two toned blue comes out of the tunnel in recognizable fashion. As trade rumors continue to swirl around Henry and Tannehill… and Autry and Nuk, and even the guy who runs the cotton candy stand near section 324, this squad may be under witness protection in coming weeks. I know, I know, the front office says "No Deals" for Henry or Hop, but throwing in the phrase “unless exceptional” means they’re still considering trade offers through Tuesday. Oh and wouldn’t you know, with Tannemunch out we finally have a couple receivers available. Thanks for showing up, Moore and Burks. Welcome to the 2-4 party!
The silver lining for me, sans a home game, is I finally get to check out a city that doesn’t reek of perpetual body odor. Upon landing in ATL, I linked up with Desiigner to meet his stable of broads. The "other" TI and Luda refused to return my DMs — (the disrespect is real).
The experience was not at all as I envisioned. I don't think this suburban white boy was ready for the scripper capital of America. Best I stick to some Chick-fil-A. The pleasure was ALL theirs. I'd rather have a chicken wrap than be wrapped in Diamond’s legs like I'm Bijan Robinson encountering Honor Landry’s kung-fu grip.
The Falcons D has led the way for the ATL instantly spelling trouble for our real man of mayo. If Will Levis is to succeed in todays NFL, he’s going to have to have the mental toughness of a Waffle House waitress facing the Christmas rush on her very first day.
A stout defensive backfield forged by Master Jessie Bates III will tell the Titans’ faithful if Levis was worth the move or if we should ship him off to Philly like the rest of the squad… sigh. Please be good, kid! Hell, to be honest I don’t care who it is. Levis? Willis? Just someone step us and make our offense palatable. Give us hope, even if just for a few hours on one random Sunday in October. 
We’ve been through a lot these past two weeks and know more suffering is inevitable by way of the trading block. I know I'm stuck away from Tennessee at least another week, however a home win will breathe some life back into me. Halloween will have passed by Thursday, but a Titans, ehh, Oilers... victory might instill the audacity in me to throw on a disguise and fly back for the watch party at Winners on November 2nd starting at 4pm for the Steelers game. Don’t mind my shameless plug.
Prediction: Not a single franchise quarterback will play in this game on Sunday.
"and that’s the bottom line, behind enemy lines"
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his work at The Pamphleteer that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to his page to see for yourself.Check Out Some Other Stories From Titans Idiot Nation
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