Another week, another embarrassing loss. At this point it's almost comical to some degree... or is it tragic? Shakespearean work proves to us that comedy and tragedy can coexist harmoniously and I think most any Titans fan you ask would agree. Speaking of comedy and tragedy, let's tune in to this week's edition of 'The Good, The Bad & The WTFugly.'
THE GOOD
DHOP HIT A MILESTONE
DHOP hit a massive milestone. Our lone bright spot in the passing game recorded the 75th touchdown of his HOF worthy career and now is only a handful of catches and yards away from joining an elite crew of only four wide receivers in NFL history who have recorded at least 900 receptions, 12,000 receiving yards, and 75 touchdowns in their first 11 seasons. Those names include Brandon Marshall, Larry Fitzgerald, Jerry Rice and a guy who everyone hopes sees his son join their team this fall, Marvin Harrison.
WE HAD SOME FUN TIMES
Everybody loves trick plays, right? I mean, we haven't scored a passing touchdown on the road ALL SEASON LONG, so we had to do something. Tim Kelly and co. decided enough was enough as we had to resort to some tomfoolery with a double-reverse alley-oop hail mary for a DeAndre score, followed up by utilizing our most dominant defensive threat, Big Jeffery Simmons and turning him into a make a wish kid. Ok, I'm kidding... sort of. But first fullback, then wide receiver?? That's a fast way to land on IR.
BIG JEFF IS AN OFFENSIVE THREAT
Tackle. Check. Full back. Check. Wide out. Check. Canton? Soon... Big Jeff is a damn problem. We know this. Opposing offenses know this. But opposing defenses now too? You betcha. Now that our secret weapon has been unleashed upon the rest of the NFL world, our lives as football fans will never be the same. Move over Tyreek Hill. Davante Adams?? Please... Jeffery Simmons is here to remind you this is a big man's game where we score big man touchdowns. Will Levis better watch out or Big Jeff is going to line up behind center soon?
SECOND HALF LEVIS
Will Levis continues to grow. He continues to both find success and struggle at times, which is expected of a rookie QB in the NFL. But beyond the fumbled high snaps and some early questionable passes, Billy Jeans settled in nicely in the second half with a 7 for 7 stat line that included 120 yards and two TDs. All gunslingers are a bit erratic, especially in the first four games of their career, but it’s clearly obvious he plays the game one way and one way only; cannon locked and loaded. I'm excited for this kid and look forward to seeing him progress while we continue to build around him. We've put faith in way less before, and from where I'm standing, it looks like we have a real one on our hands. That is as long as he can make it out of the season alive.
THE BAD
NO-FENSIVE LINE
It doesn't exist. Why talk about it? I mean what can I say that hasn't been said? At this point, I'd just go grab some random dudes from the bar, give them a round of shots and suit 'em up. We could even pretend it's like that Eagles movie with Marky Mark. It would be the feel good story of the Holiday season. Can't be any damn worse than what we have now. Seriously, come on.
TEN ATTEMPTS FOR THE KING?
Hold up... ten carries? What is this hogwash? It sometimes takes me ten times to just remember why I walked into the other room. How in the hell do you expect this man to do his job when you only give him ten measly chances. If you're phasing him out, then why not trade him at the deadline? At this point, I'm assuming it was just so the entire fanbase didn't revolt and take over the stadium, refusing to leave in some sort of Mad Max-esqe fashion. Welcome to the Thunderdome, Mrs. Amy. Enjoy the show.
MOMENTUM KILLERS
Driving, driving... turnover. Forced a punt, next play, turnover. Penalty after penalty. Look... we lack talent on both sides of the ball at many key skill positions. It's no secret that we kinda suck. But one way to overcome your weaknesses and deficiencies at those positions is to NOT COMMIT STUPID MISTAKES. Turnovers. Penalties. False Starts. High Snaps. We're literally trying to collect the whole set on how to lose a football game.
THE WTFUGLY??!!
(Kristian Fulton is historically the only back from DBU who don't DB)
KRISTIAN FULTON IS BACK
Kristian Fulton was horrific yet again. The roller coaster ride continues as this guy put on another historic performance as he allowed six catches on six targets for 115 yards. He lost his job. Earned it back. Then benched again and right back in the doghouse. How hard can it be to stop people from catching a football, especially when you have done it your entire life? You are the ONLY back from DBU that has no clue how to DB. At this point I'm saying just let the season play out and see what the kid gives you. If someone offers you a penny more to acquire his services, you jump at that chance quicker than grandma to her pumpkin pie this Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving Yall!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
TI is the brains behind the "Titans Idiot Nation" and an avid sports fanatic and pop culture enthusiast who is unhealthily obsessed with football, especially the NFL. When he's not yelling at his TV, he enjoys running, spending time with his family and of course, yelling at his TV.
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