Return of the Mac - I Smell Conspiracy

WRITTEN BY: MILES HARRINGTON

Good news, ID10Ts. Titans playoff chances sit at a lofty 0.2%. Out of a thousand simulations, we sneak in twice. But hey, we only need it to happen once! As for this week's opponent? They're already sitting at 10 losses and officially eliminated. Such losers.

With Mac Jones expected to start this week, I feel like the Titans' defense will finally have a chance to dominate. Honestly, the guy has such a punchable face. I still can’t get the image out of my head of him walking up to the podium on draft night like he just blew up a children’s hospital in Gotham. #JagoffValues.

The people down here in Duvaaaaall know the truth. Mac Jones colluded with Azeez Al-Baghdadi to take out Little Miss Sunshine and steal the spotlight. Let’s connect the dots. Mac had his Joker moment on draft night, strutting to the podium like a man with a sinister plan. Fast forward to last week: Azeez decapitates Lawrence, then hops on X threatening to "become the Joker" after his suspension. Coincidence? Not in the AFC South. There are no coincidences here—only chaos.

The Two-Toned Blue have already taken down one villain in H-town. Now, with the Jagoffs rolling into town, it’s time to handle the next underboss. Give Mayo Man his cape and crown him as the Tennessee QB for 2025 after what’s sure to be a career performance today. Folks out here in the dirty, dirty are talking about getting revenge for Week 18 last season. But in the immortal words of Trey Parker, they can lick my butt and suck on my balls. The Titans are here, y’all, and we’re boosting those playoff odds with a word no one in Northeast Florida can spell: W!

F— the Jags!

Prediction: Titans Eleventy-billion, Jagoffs -7,153,826,940

"and that’s the bottom line, behind enemy lines"

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports-obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his dedication to SINNING that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to Sports Idiot Nation to see for yourself.