Titans Are Rock Hard

ID10Ts, it is true that the 2024 season has left us flaccid. But an entire 53-man roster being soft? That’s mathematically impossible. This football team is bad. Fine. Got it. However, being bad as a football team does not automatically equate to the entire team being soft. More importantly, it does not make them quitters or weak-minded. Let’s keep the criticism where it belongs—on the scoreboard, not their spine.

Did you see King Sweat last week? I’m telling my kids, “That was Derrick Henry.” Was that run soft? Now take a look at NWI—a man fighting tooth and nail for his career this season. Well, not anymore. His touchdown streak lit up the league and turned heads everywhere. This guy is about to secure a lucrative contract in the offseason. Are we really calling that soft?

You know what’s soft? IndiaNAPolis. Jabronie pony soft. Millions of Americans forget Indy exists every single day, and honestly? They’re not missing much. It’s not special, and neither is their franchise.

Now Jim Irsay, on the other hand—oh, he loves soft things. Horse and carriage rides in late December, snow gently falling from… well, let’s just say it’s not the sky. Prayers up for Jimmy to get clean this Christmas. As for their hopes of finding a QB without a soft shoulder for Navidad? Sorry, bud—that’s a spring project.

We know the feeling all too well. Levis isn’t the guy in Nashville. It happens. The problem is, it keeps happening—over and over and OVER again for the two-tone blue. He’s a bad quarterback on a bad team.

That said, credit where it’s due: Callahan standing up for his guys the way he did was encouraging. He’s not quitting on his team, and the locker room isn’t quitting on him. Sure, it hasn’t translated to wins, but so be it. Brian Callahan is our coach, and he’ll still be here in 2025. Now, find a quarterback who’s a true starter, and we’re back in business.

For now, it’s time to drag another AFC South rival down into the abyss with us and make sure they feel every bit of the embarrassment. Misery loves company, right?

Prediction: Titans 24, Cults 20

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After being picked up off waivers from his home state of Indiana, Miles Harrington landed at the Titans Idiot Nation as their official hired gun. Miles’ hobbies include exotic travel to the most dangerous corners of the earth, humiliating Colts fans, and exclusively dating women with intel on fantasy sleepers. Miles is so sports-obsessed that his family nearly had him committed. But the judge was so impressed with his dedication to SINNING that she granted him full immunity. Head on over to Sports Idiot Nation to see for yourself.